The World According to Chris

I was sat watching TV tonight quite happily relaxing when something came on the box that really wound me up.... Super Scrimpers... The premise behind this shite program is to show you money saving tips from the experts in particular fields. The woman who presents the show is called ... Wait for it...... Mrs Money Penny. What a shit name. I watched it expecting to be amazed at all the money i could save and wanted the experts to dazzle me. Instead i got shown how to make paint go further oh and how if i drive around in 5th gear i will save fuel. The best piece of info came when they said that if i clean my car i will save money on fuel!!! does the dirt really use that much fuel. They also said keep your car clean inside as this will lower the weight and in turn save fuel. The best useless piece of crap info came when the guy said keep your Aircon off in the summer to save fuel (good tip einstien) but then said open your window instead..... surely opening your Fing windows will ruin the aerodynamics of the car in turn wasting fuel. The people in this programme have no idea and need banishing from ever giving out advice. also i worked out if i follow there tips ill save about £5 per year. I’m going to order my Porsche now. My advice to all the people out there who want to save money is simple STOP FUCKING SPENDING IT!!!!!!!

I was watching Strangeways on ITV last night and i am Fing discusted!!!! There was a ginger tosser on there in a wheel chair (the guy could walk fine) he was abusing the system and winning..... The prison officers did everything for him and i was paying!!!! As a tax payer i should have the right to decide his fate and i Say let the Ginger fucking bastard rot in his own shit........

Shit or not Shit ill decide The premise behind on demand services in not new and other various companies have been doing this for many years, why are sky so late to this service. Now this is going to be a short review for one reason only. The anytime plus service only works on Sky Broadband...... This is a big marketing scam to subscribe to their broadband.... I’m not being funny but given the choice up to 16MB ADSL from sky or 50MB fibre from BT and Virgin you would have to be an idiot to choose sky... So the review in short is that the Anytime plus service is SHIT.

I was just looking back at where my life has been and remembered there was something I needed to rant about LOL!!! Let's pretend I used to work in a place in Ripon north Yorkshire. Let's pretend I had a woman for a boss of a certain origin. My question is this why do certain women of positions of power turn in to arrogant dicks? Is there repressed homelife so bad that they have to bring there anger to work! The said person in this article needs a good slap! Anyway I eventually moved on to bigger and better things and finally realised that the person is probably the least skilled person I know in that field of work. Now I'm at a higher level than the said person I fail to understand how difficult it is to be nice and curtious to people!!!! What a tosser!!!! Rant over

The post today is simple.... does the food you eat effect the taste of your man lemonade..... have you ever heard of the 60- 40 rule.... if lets say you eat Corned beef and a chicken salad and you eat 60 % corned beef and 40 % chicken salad. what the above would mean is that it would taste of Corned beef, what you have to understand is that in the 60-40 rule Corned beef always wins. the trick here is what ever you eat your man Mayo is gonna taste like unless you eat Corned beef in a higher percentage. Corned Beef always wins FACT!!!!!!